Released April, 1966
Dearest Emma
Darling Mrs. Peel
Dearest Emma
This is how we feel
(CHORUS)
We love all your kinky clothes
You dress fit to kill
We'd fight for the right to be
The guy with the bill.
Now since you have hit our lives
Our routine seems dull
Just throw us around to get us
Out of this lull
We go pale at the things you do
To red-blooded men
Now that just ain't right for us
But do it again.
CHORUS
We'd give up our Kingdom
To grab us a horse
To challenge this Steed you have
And take him by force.
And our love might be the thing
A good judo hold
We'd rather be rabbit-punched
Than out in the cold.
Though we faint at the things you do
The red-blooded men
Now that just ain't good for us
But do it again.
CHORUS
We'd take all that you can give
And come back for more
You'd find we look great piled up
In heaps on the floor.
The fun you could have with us
Would make laughters ring
We're fighting like angels
With each arm in a sling.
Yeah we'd like just to prove to you
We're red-blooded men
There's one thing that's wrong with that
We couldn't do it again.
Dearest Emma
Darling Mrs. Peel
Dearest Emma
That is how we feel
(x2)
Dearest Emma
Lyrics from the Dead Duck Avengers website here.